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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:04
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Saints minicamp Day 1: QB battle still in full force - NewOrleans.Football
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Enhanced Box Score: Phillies 4, Cubs 3 – June 9, 2025 - Bleacher Nation
No go.
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Japanese Scientists Develop Artificial Blood Compatible With All Blood Types - Tokyo Weekender
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Here’s what Ozempic and Wegovy are really doing to your mouth - The Independent
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
No way
—
They put up a sign reading
Fans don't appear to be snatching up tickets to the Club World Cup - KING5.com
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
How do I maintain my hair extensions/wigs?
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This Everyday Interest Could Reduce Your Risk of Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
She Spotted a Detail in a Photo and Knew Immediately—Her Marriage Was Over - Jason Deegan
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks